Gotta love a blonde joke!

[Mia]

Hey

Young blond was in shoe store, taking forever to make up her mind over the same 3 pairs of alligator shoes and bemoaning their expensive cost.




After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, 'Well, then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!'




The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, 'Well, little lady, why don't you go and give it a try?'



The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator.



Later in the day, as the shopkeeper was driving home, he spotted the sameyoung woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand.





As he brought his car to a stop, he saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidlytoward her.





With lightning reflexes, the blonde took aim, shot the creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank.



Nearby were 7 more dead gators all lying belly up.



The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement as the blonde struggled mightily and barely managed to flip the gator onto its back.



Then, rolling her eyes heavenward, she screamed in frustration.....









(wait for it......http://mail.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/tsmileys2/23.gif)










“CRAP! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT too!!!





Hehehe .... Still loving blonde jokes
Mia x

[gizmolite]

Mia, both you and I know you can't shoot.

[Mia]

Hey


:p:p:p:p Both you and I know im not blonde either :p:p:p:p

Although i have many moments LOL

Mia x

[gizmolite]

hahahahaha yea right...but under that jet black hair is a blond waiting to happen

[mtmt1us]

Good one Mia !

[calin]

I think Mia could do that just for another pair of shoes or boots... And does not matter if you are blonde or not. Right Mia??? Good one!!!! By the way, nice to see you here Mia!!!!;)

[Mia]

Hey

YEP i do LOVE my shoes that is so very true and if i could , i would post some here for you all too see ( and i do mean shoes :p )LOL

Thanks guys and Calin i come here alot just you dont hear as much from me anymore as theres no s/b to linger in
I come here to keep a close eye on Lefty and Birdie to make sure they are being good little boys and just of late im starting to have to keep a close eye on Senor Giz too Hehehehehe

Mia x

[gizmolite]

Hey

YEP i do LOVE my shoes that is so very true and if i could , i would post some here for you all too see ( and i do mean shoes :p )LOL

Thanks guys and Calin i come here alot just you dont hear as much from me anymore as theres no s/b to linger in
I come here to keep a close eye on Lefty and Birdie to make sure they are being good little boys and just of late im starting to have to keep a close eye on Senor Giz too Hehehehehe

Mia x

I'm a bad boy baby, you need to come back to south montana and spank me.
hahahahahahahaha

[JT]

South Montana? Isn't that an insult to Montana? Very different cultures in Montana and Texas to be sure.

[gizmolite]

nope, no insults insinuated, lefty lives in north montana so I must be on the southern border