spanga
08-24-2009, 10:38 PM
A guy is sitting at home one day and his wife walks in the door wearing a mink coat
He says "Hey!, where did you get a mink coat?"
She says "I won it in a raffle".
Next day she comes home wearing a diamond necklace.
"Hey!, where did you get that necklace?"
She says, "I won it in a raffle". "Hey hon would you draw me a bath please?"
He says "sure". Goes into the bathroom and comes back and says "there you go hon"
She goes into the bathroom and there's only an inch and a half of water in the tub.
She comes back and says "WTF, there's only an inch and a half of water in the tub"
Guy says "Well, i didn't want you to get your raffle ticket wet"
He says "Hey!, where did you get a mink coat?"
She says "I won it in a raffle".
Next day she comes home wearing a diamond necklace.
"Hey!, where did you get that necklace?"
She says, "I won it in a raffle". "Hey hon would you draw me a bath please?"
He says "sure". Goes into the bathroom and comes back and says "there you go hon"
She goes into the bathroom and there's only an inch and a half of water in the tub.
She comes back and says "WTF, there's only an inch and a half of water in the tub"
Guy says "Well, i didn't want you to get your raffle ticket wet"