lefty
08-31-2009, 05:52 AM
A man doing market research for the Vaseline Company knocked at the door and was
greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet.
'I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?
She said, 'Yes, my husband and I use it all the time.
'If you don't mind my asking,' he said, 'what do you use it for?
'We use it for sex,' she said.
The researcher was a little taken aback. 'Usually people lie to me and say they use
it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But in fact, I know
that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've
been so frank so far, can you tell me exactly HOW you use it for sex?
The woman said, 'I don't mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the
doorknob and it keeps the kids out.
greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet.
'I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?
She said, 'Yes, my husband and I use it all the time.
'If you don't mind my asking,' he said, 'what do you use it for?
'We use it for sex,' she said.
The researcher was a little taken aback. 'Usually people lie to me and say they use
it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But in fact, I know
that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've
been so frank so far, can you tell me exactly HOW you use it for sex?
The woman said, 'I don't mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the
doorknob and it keeps the kids out.