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lefty
09-05-2009, 12:56 AM
In 1912, the world famous Austrian gynecologist, Dr. Hermann Otto Kloepneckler, M.D. Ph.D. published the following:

"The best engine in the world is the vagina."

"It can be started with one finger."

"It is self-lubricating."

"It takes any size piston."

"And it changes its own oil every four weeks."

"It is only a pity that the management system is so temperamental."

mtmt1us
09-05-2009, 05:59 PM
In 1912, the world famous Austrian gynecologist, Dr. Hermann Otto Kloepneckler, M.D. Ph.D. published the following:


"It is only a pity that the management system is so temperamental."

Not to mention the cost of maintaining a good one.