gizmolite
09-07-2009, 04:57 AM
- Your twin sister forgets your birthday.
- You wake up face down on the pavement.
- You put your bra on backwards and it fits better.
- You call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.
- You see a "60 Minutes news team" waiting in your outer office.
- Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
- You turn on the TV news and they're displaying emergency routes out of your city.
- The woman you've been seeing on the side begins to look like your wife.
- Your horn goes off accidently and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.
- You have an appointment in 10 minutes and you just woke up.
- Your doctor tells you, "Well, I have bad news and good news..."
- You wake up face down on the pavement.
- You put your bra on backwards and it fits better.
- You call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.
- You see a "60 Minutes news team" waiting in your outer office.
- Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
- You turn on the TV news and they're displaying emergency routes out of your city.
- The woman you've been seeing on the side begins to look like your wife.
- Your horn goes off accidently and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.
- You have an appointment in 10 minutes and you just woke up.
- Your doctor tells you, "Well, I have bad news and good news..."