lefty
09-11-2009, 01:14 AM
Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.
The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Jim Bob and Joe Bob.
The three men had always done everything together.
Jim Bob arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Jim Bob said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Jim Bob said, 'Nope, that ain't Stanley.'
The mortician thought this was rather strange.
So he brought Joe Bob in to confirm the identity of the body.
Joe Bob looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Joe Bob said, 'No, it ain't Stanley '
The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'
Joe Bob said, 'Well, Stanley had two assholes.'
'What? He had two assholes?' asked the mortician.
'Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say:
'There's Stanley with them two assholes.'
The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Jim Bob and Joe Bob.
The three men had always done everything together.
Jim Bob arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Jim Bob said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Jim Bob said, 'Nope, that ain't Stanley.'
The mortician thought this was rather strange.
So he brought Joe Bob in to confirm the identity of the body.
Joe Bob looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Joe Bob said, 'No, it ain't Stanley '
The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'
Joe Bob said, 'Well, Stanley had two assholes.'
'What? He had two assholes?' asked the mortician.
'Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say:
'There's Stanley with them two assholes.'