The Parking Ticket

[gizmolite]

I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?'
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a stupid idiot. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!
Then I really got angry at him. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.

[tbelisle]

So you're tha ass that got me all those!

[rg6a]

Old joke that been circulating for years, original incarnation was a retired couple having lunch at an IHOP. The Senior Citizen asks the Cop for a break, nope and he's still writing then a series of insults and the Cop keeps going.

Bottomline: they were bussed in for some Senior Convention, and it wasn't his car. ;-)

Still, funny joke and our Cops don't do parking tickets. We have a section that does that and only that, read as unarmed but all they need is the ticket book and a pen.