mtmt1us
09-29-2009, 05:39 PM
Acute angina
A man and a woman, both elderly widows, lived in the same old folks home. They were kind of seeing each other for the past three years as close friends, but they never did more than heavy petting.
Finally one November night Ethel, (the elderly lady's name was Ethel), said to Harold, (you guessed it), while in his room, "Harold, we've been dating for about three years now and we've never made love. Tonight is your birthday and I'm going to give myself to you."
"Wow", replied Harold, "I haven't made love to a woman for twenty years."
"You get comfortable," Ethel said, "while I go into the bathroom and slip into something shear and sexy!"
Harold took off his clothes, turned out the light, hopped into bed, and began trying to bring some life back into his tired manhood, eagerly awaiting this possibly last hooray.
Meanwhile, Ethel disrobed and put on a see thru teddy. She couldn't wait to feel the pleasures of a man's hands on her aged but still feeling body.
Oh, she thought, I haven't done this in so many years, I'd better remind Harold about my heart condition before we begin. I'd hate to have him go too rough on me and God forbid...
Ethel opened the door and struck her most provocative pose. The bathroom lights filtered thru her sheer nightie and outlined her form perfectly.
As Harold gazed at what he was about to ravage she reminded him of her condition, "Harold honey, please remember, I have acute angina."
"I sure hope so, Harold said, because those tits look like shit!"
A man and a woman, both elderly widows, lived in the same old folks home. They were kind of seeing each other for the past three years as close friends, but they never did more than heavy petting.
Finally one November night Ethel, (the elderly lady's name was Ethel), said to Harold, (you guessed it), while in his room, "Harold, we've been dating for about three years now and we've never made love. Tonight is your birthday and I'm going to give myself to you."
"Wow", replied Harold, "I haven't made love to a woman for twenty years."
"You get comfortable," Ethel said, "while I go into the bathroom and slip into something shear and sexy!"
Harold took off his clothes, turned out the light, hopped into bed, and began trying to bring some life back into his tired manhood, eagerly awaiting this possibly last hooray.
Meanwhile, Ethel disrobed and put on a see thru teddy. She couldn't wait to feel the pleasures of a man's hands on her aged but still feeling body.
Oh, she thought, I haven't done this in so many years, I'd better remind Harold about my heart condition before we begin. I'd hate to have him go too rough on me and God forbid...
Ethel opened the door and struck her most provocative pose. The bathroom lights filtered thru her sheer nightie and outlined her form perfectly.
As Harold gazed at what he was about to ravage she reminded him of her condition, "Harold honey, please remember, I have acute angina."
"I sure hope so, Harold said, because those tits look like shit!"