wasteospace
03-25-2003, 07:38 PM
In a hotel room, a man is screwing a hooker. He has to stop because it hurts too badly.
She asks, "What's wrong."
He replies, " I just can't do it. It feels like I'm fucking sand paper!"
She tells him to try it again. He does but again has to stop.
"It just hurts too badly," he says.
"All right," she says, "I'll be right back." She then goes into the bathroom.
When she comes out, she tells him to try one more time.
He does, and it is great. It is the best sex he ever had.
When he's done, he asks, "That was great. What did you do?"
She replies, "Oh, I just picked my scabs."
She asks, "What's wrong."
He replies, " I just can't do it. It feels like I'm fucking sand paper!"
She tells him to try it again. He does but again has to stop.
"It just hurts too badly," he says.
"All right," she says, "I'll be right back." She then goes into the bathroom.
When she comes out, she tells him to try one more time.
He does, and it is great. It is the best sex he ever had.
When he's done, he asks, "That was great. What did you do?"
She replies, "Oh, I just picked my scabs."