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Vacuum salesman

03-31-2003	#1
mili Status: Madministrator Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Aboveground Posts: 4,721	Vacuum salesman A vacuum salesman forces his way into this farm house in the boonies despite the protests of the the lady of the house, then proceeds to spread dried horse manure on the carpet in the middle of the room. "Are you out of your mind? What the hell do you think you are doing?" asks the woman The sales man puts his finest smile on his face and says: "Madam, I promise you to eat all that this excellent vacuum cleaner is unable to pick up" The woman: "Ok then let me put a little catchup on this dry shit because we do not have electricity in the house" mili __________________ Slinger IKS Kit PRICE: ONLY $219!!! SUPPORTS BELL AND DISH ON NAGRA 3 STREAM CLICK HERE FOR THE SLINGER FAQ CLICK HERE FOR THE SLINGERS' INSTRUCTIONS CLICK HERE FOR VIP DOWNLOADS CLICK HERE FOR RECEIVER MODIFICATION SERVICES

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