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Super Computer
Old 04-05-2003   #1
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Talking Super Computer

The Pentagon recently unveiled its new super computer to the top brass. This fantastic device, capable of making bazillions of decisions in split nanoseconds, is designed to solve all military problems with the greatest of ease. To test its capabilities, the brass poses a tactical problem to it and then asks for a decision, "Attack or Retreat?"


The computer hums a bit, blinks a myriad of lights and answers, "Yes."


The brass, somewhat confused by this answer, replies, "Yes what?"


The computer instantly replies, "Yes, sir!"
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