[mdeven]

If you've been around a while you already know, but here goes....
I have an old spinal cord injury that confines me to a wheelchair.... I try to stay active by doing a whole bunch of stuff.... I build engines, do some metal fab, misc. other crazy stuff.... I have a small transport business.... I transport cars, trucks, vans, bikes and boats just about anywhere I can drive my crippled ass....
A couple weeks ago I went to Raliegh, NC, picked up a few cars and proceded to Goldsboro, NC to pick up a third.... This was the extent of my load that day.... I decided to take the coast highway instead of the major interstate.... Great choice that turned out to be....
After finally making it through Myrtle Beach, SC during rush hour (when isn't it there?) with no trailer brakes, I proceeded farther down the road.... I made it to Georgetown, SC.... That's the last "major" stop on the way to Charleston, my destination this day.... I decided to stop and pee before taking on that leg.... I pulled into an empty Food Lion parking lot and parked under a street lamp....
Not to freak folks out or anything, but to empty my bladder, i have to insert a catheter.... Well, here I was doing my thing, when a tanker truck pulled into the parking lot.... My first thought was: "He's got the same idea as me".... To my amazement, he pulled right in front of me and parked not 20 feet from the front of my truck.... So, here I am with my penis in my hand and a truck driver staring at me in an empty parking lot in the middle of the night (I forgot to say it was around midnight).... I started entertaining thoughts about running this guy over and haulin' ass....
As this guy is sitting there staring at me, I realized it was my neighbor's goofy face looking back at me....
I told him what I was thinking and I thought he would pee himself....
Mark

[Killer-D]

HAHA,

Reminds me of the time I stopped in the middle of nowhere to pee into a cup, which I would then dump out the window. Didnt want to be seen standing on the side of the road being obvious....

I pick up a piece of paper, acting like im reading directions, trying NOT to be obvious. So shortly after I cut loose some idiot comes driving by and stops. He then gets out and comes over to my truck. Course I quickly TRY and pinch it off and tuck it back in, which isnt totally sucessful. I put a lid on the cup and put it on the floor, just in time for him to knock on the window. Crack the window and the dude goes "Ya need directions?" "No, thanks I think I got it figured out." "Ya SURE, I can probably tell ya how to get just about anywhere around here." "I've got it THANKS!"

Now I appreciate the dudes kindness and all, but damn. I could be broken down on the side of the road and never get anyone to stop, but soon as I whip it out to take a wizz, Mr. Atlas drives by....