One day, while walking to the store, I passed by a Nursing Home.

On the front lawn were six old ladies laying naked on the grass.

I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the
store.

On my return trip, I passed the same Nursing Home with the same six old ladies laying naked on the lawn.

This time my curiosity got the best of me and I went inside to talk to the manager.

"Do you know there are six ladies laying naked on your front lawn?"

"Yes," he said. "They are retired prostitutes and they're having a yard sale!"

Whats an 80 year old women taste like ?

answer---> Depends ......... gross eh ?...lol GTG