Before you order a drink in public, you should read
this!
Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.
The results:
Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.

Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink..

Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.

Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she
is...this should be an easy target.

Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get
totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!

Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.

THEN, there is the MALE addendum ----
The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:

Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.

Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.

Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.

Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.

White Zinfandel: He's gay

[Chief]

OK, Dennys, what do YOU like to drink? Let me guess...beer, maybe? You seem pretty casual and down to earth...
BTW, I LIKE white Zinfandel, and I can assure you I don't fit the profile...

What does that make me ?, A LUSH !!!!!............ GTG.

[Chief]

It means you like whiskey

I like all the above Except for BEER lol can't stand the taste of it. So I wonder where that put's me on the list.

[Chief]

I don't know, honey - you tell me - I'm gonna be nice, however, and say you're a wine drinker ..I bet you're classy..

"Your to sweet"
Well then you would be right I would much rather have a glass of wine then all the others.

[Chief]

I'll chill the glasses..see there, guys, you have to treat your women with respect I can't figure myself out, though..I like Michelob Light and Amaretto Sours. Where do I fit in? I'm not poor, I'm not queer, I'm certainly not sophisticated, and I really don't want a toothless waitress...catagorize me, Dennys!

Ok here's my opinon for what it's worth.

Your sweet and very kind hearted with a gentle touch.

How did I do Chief

[Chief]

Well, I don't want to sound egotistical, but you got me pretty well figured. Just a big softie here. Now, how about that wine?

Start pouring im on my way

Can I play the violin for you two ?, this sounds like its going to be a nice romantic dinner, what will you discuss, dac settings, bins and hashes or thongs, tupperware and nail polish ?......lol...................... GTG.

[Chief]

Well, that sounds exciting, GTG...after two or three bottles, we'll be looped...so check our DAC settings, if you don't mind, and see if Starglitch will straighten us out

I think it would take more then Starglitch to seperate you two, maybe more like the jaws of life.... GTG.

I've used the jaws of life ( Hurst Tool ) before , and they aint that powerfull ...

4x

[Chief]

Now why would anyone want to break up two beauties like myself and Dennys? Shame on you guys. Just keep your tool to yourself, thank you

Originally posted by Chief
Now why would anyone want to break up two beauties like myself and Dennys? Shame on you guys. Just keep your tool to yourself, thank you

You tell em sweetie

Hey !, I am looking out for your best interests, I offered to play the violin then seperate you two afterwards so you could take a break, eat, relax watch some satellite and the like....lol, GTG

Yes you are and I would love to hear you play the violin and maybe after that the piano would be nice also.
Hell we might even let you have a glass of wine with us

My talents are multi and diverse, I can and will try is all I can say. As for that glass of wine, well that would be very gracious of you. So, what kind of Zinfandel do we drink?, white, rose, red ? GTG.