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Fairy Tale
Old 06-03-2003   #1
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Fairy Tale

FAIRY TALE FOR WOMEN OF THE 21st CENTURY
Once upon a time,
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in a land far away
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a beautiful, independent,
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self-assured princess
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happened upon a frog as she sat,
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contemplating ecological issues
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on the shores of an unpolluted pond
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in a verdant meadow near her castle.
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The frog hopped into the princess' lap
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and said: Elegant Lady,
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I was once a handsome prince,
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until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
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One kiss from you, however,
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and I will turn back
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into the dapper, young prince that I am
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and then, my sweet, we can marry
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and setup housekeeping in your castle
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with my mother,
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where you can prepare my meals,
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clean my clothes, bear my children,
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and forever
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feel grateful and happy doing so.
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That night,
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on a repast of lightly sautš— frog legs
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seasoned in a white wine
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and onion cream sauce,
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she chuckled and thought to herself:
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I don't fucking think so.
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Good one!!

Great comeback, dennys! Um frog legs sound good right now.......
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Old 06-04-2003   #4
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Frog Legs

I like em but shit it takes enough of em to make a meal, they are so small and not much meat..... GTG.
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