[lefty]

This is a true story.

When I was 9, I used to build models - cars, planes, monsters, and ships! I used to find novel ways to demolish, crash, wreck or melt them.

We lived in a rent house on Northside with no real backyard, just dirt mostly. The driveway actually ran downhill to the back of the house.

My dad had a 56 Oldsmobile, two tone green 4 door. Very nice car and he was proud of it, being the first used car he had actually paid cash for.

I had built a real nice model ship and a very nice fighter plane. To set out a realistic demise for the ship, I dug a nice little ocean, filled er up with water, doused the ship with lighter fluid. Made my bombing run with the fighter, strafed that damn ship, and she caught fire fast! (matches helped). This was about 5 yards from the driveway and the car.

I had no way of knowing the car had a leaky fuel pump.

I still remember watching the flame travel from my little ocean, across the damp yard dirt, then to the driveway, and the Olds went up in flames. F*uckin nightmare! I hauled ass outta there, smart enough to carry away the evidence. I came back after a while, and no body was the wiser.

While my Mom was on her deathbead, my oldest sister and I were on deathwatch. I told her the story, and she was in tears laughing. I hope Mom heard it to, but she was pretty far gone from the cancer.

To this day, my Dad doesn't know, or at least has never brought it up. I think he needs to know. I'd better tell him soon.

Like Archie Bunker would say " Those were the days ! "

4x

I think all kids of our genaration had a train set ..
I had a good one too ,made on a few big sheets of plywood with the transformer with the lever to go slower or faster ...
And what kid didn't take the hamster for a train ride ..

4x

[mdeven]

I swear my dad got me stuff he knew would get me into trouble.... I got this cowboy setup one time.... It had the belt and holster with two "six shooters".... It had bullets that you put together.... It had the casings with a spring inside each, and the plastic (hard) projectiles.... These shot just like a real revolvers....
The problem is no little boy can resist ambushing his pain in the ass sisters.... Even worse was the bullseye on mom's butt that only I could see....
Well, I guess you can figure the rest out
Mark

[Chief]

Originally posted by 4x4

And what kid didn't take the hamster for a train ride ..

4x

And speaking of hamsters, this is true..I swear it is...about 15 years ago, one of our favorite local weathermen, who turned out to be, ahem, "sweet", shows up at the local hospital late one night, in intense pain. Seems as if these guys will stop at nothing for a thrill...HAHA, I can hardly type this, I'm laughing so damn hard...
This idiot, in bed with one of his lovers one night, takes TWO hamsters, vaseline's 'em up and shoves BOTH of the little boogers right up his poop chute...I shit you not...figured the resulting mayhem would be a turn-on...well, it seems they got stuck in there, they tore his lower colon all to hell, and he damn near died from it all. Of course, I'm sure the medical staff had to regain their composure before they could work on the guy..
Not one word of this is made up or exaggerated. It made the papers for days. The guy is no longer a local weatherman, obviously. HAHAHAHA...I'm still laughing....

[mili]

And then he moved to St. Agustine and became known as EQ. Read my BiTuna saga to learn more about his sexual habbits.

mili

[Chief]

OP, go to the Mili homepage, left of screen, EQ and BiTuna Saga. Funny, funny stuff.

[Chief]

Sure thing. http://www.dssmili.com/whole_frame.html

[mili]

EQ used to sell satellite stuff out of Florida. He was one obnoxios son of a bitch from the get go. He mainly advertised on alt.dss.hack bragging that DTV can kisss his ass. He sold cheap shit by the truck loads. Do a search on Google. He and his bovine wife are swingers. He got busted by DTV after someone had enough and sent all his info (he bragged about all of it) to Larry Rissler teh former fed who is in charge of DTV's signal integrity and who proceeded to rim EQ a new asshole. In my untrained opinion EQ suffers from obsessive compulsive disorder and he keeps denying the truth and flood the news group with useless drivel. Everyone with half a brain long killfiled him but he keeps shifting his name to be seen. Since DTV killed him in court he cannot even taklk about his case or DTV yet he keeps posting there and generate flame wars. He is a real sick fuck and a loser. In any case teh posts on my page are copied from the news group and will crack you up. He used to have a lot of $ until DTV have won a 5.8 mill judgement against him. He used to throw parties where swinging was in a ful swing while his two kids were sleeping upstairs. It is all documented by his own posts in the swingers news group. He used to advertise his ugly tuna faced cowlike wife on his web site. In any case he makes Chief's ex In-laws look like a churchgoing pious bunch.

mili