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Old 03-15-2003   #1
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Talking Jesus

A thief to the stocking night he/she enters in a house to steal. He/she enters for a window, and when it is inside in the darkness he/she hears a voice that he/she says:
Jesus is looking at you!
Then, the thief gets scared and he stops. Then like you see that it doesn't happen anything on-going. And again the voice tells him:
Jesus is looking at you!
The afraid thief fastens the light and you see that the voice came he/she gives a parrot that was in a cage, and the thief tells him:
Ahhh that fright gave me! How do you call yourself parrot?
And the parrot responds him:
My name is Pedro.
Pedro is a strange name for a parrot.
And the parrot answers him:
Stranger it is the name Jesus for a Doberman.

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