[lefty]

There's this chicken farmer with a pet parrot who rides in the farm truck cab when
he goes to town to sell chickens. Along the way, the farmer offers rides to any area
farm girls that happen to be walking the road to town, always asking "F*ck or walk!"
Needless to say, not too many of them walked if you get my drift. One day while driving
he notices the parrot is not in the cab, checks the mirrors and sees chickens scattered
along the road behind him and feathers flying everywhere. He quickly pulls over and runs
to the rear of the truck and sees the parrot opening cages, grabbing chickens by the
neck with one claw, yelling "F*ck or walk!" And every chicken of course yells back:
"Wock!" and the parrot throws the chicken off the truck.

HAR!