10 LB. turkey
1 cup melted butter
1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is good.)
1 cup uncooked popcorn (Absorbs extra grease)
(ORVILLE REDENBACHERS LOW FAT)


Salt/pepper to taste
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Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush turkey well with
melted butter, salt, and pepper. Fill cavity with
stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking pan with the
neck end toward the back of the oven.


Listen for the popping sounds.


When the turkey's ass blows the oven door open and
the bird flies across the room, it is done.


And, you thought I couldn't cook

[Rebel]

Sounds great, Dennys! I'm gonna cook this and think of you.....