[berner]

This is very unusual for me. I'm not generally inclined to pass on unproven financial advice. But yesterday, drug reps from Glaxo and Pfizer told insiders that they are on the verge of launching a new product which they expect will take the market by storm. The drug sounds so promising that I want to suggest to my friends and family that they consider buying stock as soon as it is available. The new drug is called "Gingko Viagra", and its function is to help you remember what the fuck you are doing.