dennys

A woman goes to her boyfriends' parents' house for Christmas dinner.
> > > This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very
>nervous.
> > > They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is
beginning
>to
> > > feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the
broccoli
> > > casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water.
> > >
> > > Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit
and
>lets
> > > out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard
the
> > > poof. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her
boyfriend's
> > > father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the
woman's
> > > chair, and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!". The woman
thought,
> > > "This is great!" and a big smile came across her face.
> > >
> > > A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain
again.
> > > This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and
longer
> > > rrrriiip. The father again looked and the dog and yelled, Dammit
> > > Skippy!" Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!".
> > >
> > > A few minutes later the woman had to let another rip. This time
she
> > > didn't even think about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a
train
> > > whistle
> > > blowing. Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and

> > > yelled,
> > >
> > > Dammit Skippy, get away from her, before she shits on you!"